It can be found at: http://thesuperfruit.tumblr.com/

It’s pretty empty atm, but I’m hoping it’ll be filling up sometime over the next few days, haha. (:

I might still update my wordpress, but it’ll be few and far between.

He quit a while ago and goes to some private school, so I kind of forgot who he was.

Thus, the stalking. While I was looking through his pictures (“Aaah. I remember you!”), my dad decides to walk into my room.

Akward father-daughter confrontation insues.

My dad made me delete him. x)

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1 ) That’s not right… …Sum Ting Wong
2 ) Are you harboring a fugitive? …Hu Yu Hai Ding
3 ) See me ASAP… …Kum Hia Nao
4 ) Stupid Man… … Dum Fuk
5 ) Small Horse… …Tai Ni Po Ni
6 ) Did you go to the Beach?…Wai Yu So Tan
7 ) I bumped into a coffee table…Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8 ) I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat
9 ) It’s very dark in here…Wao So Dim
10 ) I thought you were on a diet…Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 ) This is a tow away zone…,No Pah King
12 ) Our meeting is next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao
13 ) Staying out of sight…Le i Ying Lo
14 ) He’s cleaning his automobile…Wa Shing Ka
15 ) Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu
16 ) Great… …Fa Kin Su Pah

Credit goes to Ebebe for the email. :]

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[Home, all morning]

I got up at 6 A.M., and did nothing but play the same two pieces for the next six hours.

Then i changed out of my bathrobe, ate something(i dont remember), didn’t brush my hair, and drove to Saratoga.

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[Waiting room, 12:45 PM]

I met up with the girl I was accompanying[duet]. Her mom offered me twenty dollars, to which I very asian-ly declined (twice!) before snatching out of her hands.

So Hannah goes into the room, and I wait outside while she finishes her first two solos.

When I thought she had finished, I slammed the door open, charged into the room, and screamed out to the world: HELLOOOO! I’M HEREEEEEE!

Judge: She’s not done. Sit down.

Me: …Yes ma’am.

FML

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On the plus side, Hannah’s duet went without any problems.

Unfortunately, I was next. In the same room, with the same judge, to whom I had just given the world’s crappiest first impression.

First was Gershwin. It went perfectly until the end, when I forgot how to play the end notes. I played the second-to-last measure three times in different variations until  I remembered.

By then I was freaking SCARED.

So my impromptu came along, and I was so nervous that I played it about 3x faster than normal. It was 14 pages. I was in pain.

In the middle of the piece, I had a massive memory slip. I seriously couldn’t remember what was next, so…

Me: [suddenly very cocky] I’m completely tone deaf! A musical genius! I can improvise this!

[strange gothic sounding playing here]

When I finally got back on track, I was so relieved I wanted to cry.

And then when I ended:

Me: I’m-PANTGASPWHEEZE!-done…

Judge: [look of immense shock][scribbles something on the paper]

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And as if the judge couldn’t hate me any more than she already did:

[Waiting room, after testing]

Me: [In a corner, by myself] SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! Do it with me Hannah! SCREAM!

Hannah:[Runs over dutifully] EEE!

Me: That’s right! WORK IT.

Someone from behind me: Auditions are still in session. Keep it DOWN.

I turned around, it was my judge.

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WTF. I’m so screwed.

2. My hiccups won’t go away

3. My chem grade is in danger

4. For some reason I can’t seem to start my homework before 10 PM

5. I’m sleepy

6.  My next door neighbor[left] just started learning the drums

7. My next door neighbor[right] just started the violin

8. I read GivesMeHope and now I feel like a horrible person

9. I can’t find my Starbucks shirt

10. MY HICCUPS AREN’T GOING AWAY.

EditEditEdit:

To further prove my point, here’s my most recent conversation with my piano teacher:

[She just finished listening to one of my pieces, which is crap and totally not memorized.]

Teacher: [In chinese] So… The test is tomorrow…

Me: Yup.

Teacher: …

Me: …

[Moment of silence in which we both contemplate my utter degree of fail.]

Teacher: [In chinese] Uh. Work hard. I think you can do it.

Me: …Thanks.

Teacher: [In chinese] PWAHAHA who am i kidding?

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Oh god. I think I’m going to go play some more piano now.

And I don’t know how to fix it. >[

Prompt: go around school taking pictures of things that symbolize Lynbrook.

What we did instead: THIS.

First try

Second try

It’s getting fancier! And then we came up with…

MASTERPIECE.

It even has a mouth!

And then we got even more distracted, if that’s even possible:

This says: LHS

This says: VIKES

???

…but don’t let this fool you, we’re very, very cool.

-Today at the lockers-

Me: -motions towards backpack- “Hey Emily, can you unzip that for me?”

Emily: “SURE!” -hand shoots out for my jeans-

Me: -SCREAM!-

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Example #2:

-One fine lunch period-

Me: “Omnomnom I love this cheese stick complete with a LIDLESS CUP OF SAUCE.”

Emily: “I LOVE YOU RAWR” -tackles-

-The sauce spills all over my face, shirt, pants…etc.-

Me: …

Emily: -doesn’t notice- what’s wrong?

Example # 3:

-Somewhere on campus-

Me: -to someone else- “I love you!” :]

Emily: -appears out of NO WHERE- “WTF did you say? HUH PUNK?” -slams me straight into the nearest wall-

Me: “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! I’ll never do it again! I loveyouiloveyouiloveyouuuuuu”

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sigh.