Example #1:
-Today at the lockers-
Me: -motions towards backpack- “Hey Emily, can you unzip that for me?”
Emily: “SURE!” -hand shoots out for my jeans-
Me: -SCREAM!-
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Example #2:
-One fine lunch period-
Me: “Omnomnom I love this cheese stick complete with a LIDLESS CUP OF SAUCE.”
Emily: “I LOVE YOU RAWR” -tackles-
-The sauce spills all over my face, shirt, pants…etc.-
Me: …
Emily: -doesn’t notice- what’s wrong?
Example # 3:
-Somewhere on campus-
Me: -to someone else- “I love you!” :]
Emily: -appears out of NO WHERE- “WTF did you say? HUH PUNK?” -slams me straight into the nearest wall-
Me: “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! I’ll never do it again! I loveyouiloveyouiloveyouuuuuu”
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sigh.
