The world is a sad, sad, place.

Today at Smash City, when I was running up to get a net drop, I pulled a muscle in my leg. =..=

My left leg suddenly seized up, stopped working, and collapsed under me. My good buddy ****** saw me on my way down. He tried very valiantly to catch me by screaming and reaching his arms out in my general direction. From the opposite side of the court.

I landed on my face anyway. Owie.

Stupid jerk, you shoulda tried harder. D<

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And after the pain finally went away and I could finally walk, I tried wobbling to the exit.

Right before I reached the door, my left leg  seized up, stopped working, and collapsed under me…AGAIN.

This time I landed in the glass door.

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FML very much.

I am SO sorry. :[

Lately I’ve been looking forward to having another girl in my badminton class.

So today I go to Smash City, and there’s a new student! A very, very, pretty guy. (Asian pop culture hair and earrings).

So I decide to be friendly cuz everyone else in my class is a dick.

Me: “OH! Are you joining our class! I kinda wanted another girl but it’s nice to meet you! :]”

Very Pretty Asian Guy: “…”

Me: “I mean, I thought we’d be getting another girl. :]”

VPAG: “…”

Me: “?”

VPAG: “I am a girl.”

Me: :O  [massive mental meltdown]

Dicks 1, 2, 3: [crack up very hard and are no help at all]

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For the rest of the class, the dicks addressed her as: Annie’s boyfriend.

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Shet. I wonder what kind of impression we made.